[color=004b80][center][h1] Kyle Hishamie [/h1][/center][/color]
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Kyle simply smiled in his situation. He really had no idea what else he could do, but he figured this was pretty much a good thing at this point. He would either wake up or get skewered. Now Kyle did not want to die, but he figured if he was in a super special awesome place, maybe he got accidently teleported here. Dying may be the key to getting home. 

[color=004b80]"Why my dear have I offended you? I assure you with upmost certainty that it was never my intention. I simply wished to confer with you my feeling of upmost sorrow. Although now that I see your face a bit closer I would like to recall my statement. I mean I am all for apologizing to pretty women, but I do not believe you qualify under either of those categories.[/color]

Kyle laughed and tried to wiggle his way out, but to no avail.

[color=004b80]"listen if you truly wished to be more women like I can help. You need to maybe not mount men you randomly bump into. Because honestly I'm getting mixed signals here. If you want you can start on yourself and I can do the same with myself and we can get together for the big finish, but I'll be honest my heart won't be in it. I'm not super into have a sword almost piercing my chest. I'm not super kinky."[/color]

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