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Kaitan Rolyat

(Homestuck Fantroll/Trollsona)

	*Drawn by @effervescentF

Name: Kaitan Rolyat

Race: Troll

Gender: Female

Blood: (Purple Spectrum) Violet #C100FF

Age: ~8 sweeps (~18 human years)

Strife Specibus: Minigun-kind

Dream Self: Prospit

God Tier: Maid of Time

Chumhandle: viciousEmpress

Planet: Land of Bunnies and Whiskey

Symbol: Spiral with horizontal line on top and three dots above it.

Lusus: Starfish

Typing Quirk: Uses perfect grammar and spelling. She replaces S’s with 5’s, doubles her I’s, and often will start a new line instead of using a period.

Typing Example: The quiick brown fox jump5 over the lazy dog.

Appearance: Kaitan is well within average height for a troll, though slightly more muscular than would be expected. She is only about five foot and five inches tall, but is very lean and not considered thin or small. A lot of people know from experience not to get on her bad side, but she is not particularly intimidating to a passerby, as she wears a generally happy and positive (though twisted-looking) smile. Her hair is short and messy, cupping around finned ears. There are gill slits on either side of her neck to allow easier breathing in the water. Her eyes are a beautiful, soft yet vibrant violet color. She wears wide, thick-rimmed glasses, and has a mouth full of sharklike teeth. Normally, she wears three snug-fitted gold rings on her left ear, a golden chain around her neck, and a golden bracelet with three evenly-spaced rubies. Her normal attire is a soft fuchsia t-shirt underneath a leather jacket with black jean pants and violet sneakers. 

Personality: To describe Kaitan, one would have to use the absurd mixture of the words wild, spontaneous, responsible, and calm. Because she is all of these things at varying degrees and at unpredictable times. Mostly, she is childish and carefree, the wild and spontaneous side of her. However, when situations call for a serious leadership-worthy attitude, she can sober up to be a very responsible and level-headed troll.

Quadrants: In a moiraillegiance with Irevir Grawel and a matespritship with a human.

Well now, who is this boyish dame?

==> Enter name.
HOSTILE BITCHLADY.

Excuse the FUCK out of me?

==> Right, let’s try that again. Enter the right name.
KAITAN ROLYAT.

That’s what I thought.

You are KAITAN ROLYAT. That’s really all there is to say on the matter. You have BEAUTIFUL VIOLET BLOOD that emphasizes your ROYAL HERITAGE. Unfortunately, you are not next in line to be the EMPRESS, which is a right fucking shame considering you could definitely put some orders in to improve this SHITTY WORLD. To make up for not being able to rule on a broader spectrum, you strike fear into the hearts of the locals in order to get them to do your bidding. By no means are you a HOSTILE BITCHLADY. In fact, you’re one of the most COMPASSIONATE and CARING trolls in comparison with the rest of the VIOLENT, DEGENERATE society. Most of your time is spent caring for LANDDWELLING ANIMALS because the SEADWELLING ones have to be your source of nutrients. Oops.

Most of your interests include reading about ASTRONOMY, PHILOSOPHY, and TECHNOLOGICAL SCIENCES. In fact, that’s what you spend most of your time doing when you’re not SWIMMING or HARASSING poor, unsuspecting PEASANTS online. You really don’t like being a seadweller, but one time you brought this up to your STARFISH LUSUS and she nearly had an ANEURYSM. (And you didn’t even know that was possible for starfish.) Most of your time is spent OUTDOORS. This is mainly because you have to make sure your moirail, IREVIR GRAWEL, isn’t getting into some poisonous shit again or psychologically traumatizing innocent trolls.

For the most part, you are a pretty SUPPORTIVE and POSITIVE person, but you always exhibit nothing but TOUGH LOVE. You think that’s what it takes to make a strong, successful troll.

Your trolltag is viciousEmpress and you type iin a manner that u5ually reflect5 the 5tyle of the legendary captor5 becau5e you, too, are burdened wiith a lii5p and vii5iion5 normally only thru5t upon mutant5. You are an anomaly. 

What will you do?

==> Crawl under your desk and cry discreetly.

Hey! That’s…Actually, you might do that.
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