So, some arrogant asshat just posted an obnoxious and hideous looking sheet on the previous page. [@Sep], [@Natty], [@Spud], [@Dedonus], y'all should probably go have a look and yell at this idiot. The nerve of that guy, ugh. Here's the link to the [url=http://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/3884361]idiocy[/url]. 
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Apologies in advance to those who fall asleep reading the sheet. I recognize how absurdly long, and absolutely shitty it is. And I accept that I butchered everything. 

The Jessica Jones references in the sheet are for if and when [@GreenGrenade] applies as her, and in the situation we're both accepted, however unlikely that may be. They can be removed, however, if necessary. 

Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to go die.