[@King Tai][@LePouvantail][@AwesomeZero5][@Stekkmen][@Stern Algorithm]

Bruno's charge was interrupted by the now giant bang flag draping over everything like a big fabric tarp. Where'd the troopers go? They were so axeable! More wizard magic, perhaps? Regardless, Bruno's axe tore through the giant flag as he moved forward and he found it colliding with one more stormtrooper in all of the confusion. The strength of the blow threw him back with a distinct scream that for some reason reminded those who heard it of the name "Wilhelm." 

Captain Supremo took grip on the giant flag-tarp and, just as intended, tore it asunder with his mighty arms! A few troopers were still trapped beneath the remains, while the only figures outside of it were the captain himself, now Bruno, and of course Zhou and Benny who had been taking cover on the [i]Millennium Falcon[/i] and caused this whole confusing mess. Three troopers still struggled beneath bits of the flag while alarms blared their annoying cry.

Meanwhile, Bondi's game of tag had taken a dark turn. The little slime had successfully gotten ahold of the trooper's face beneath his armor, but he was trying to say something to the cute monster. What was he saying? Bondi couldn't tell. Maybe he had his mouth full of something? It's rude to speak with your mouth full! Then things took another turn, as the guy fell over and hit the ground hard. Now he wasn't moving at all. Geez, he really doesn't understand how tag works, does he?

Then something extraordinary happened. Zhou pointed his lightsaber at the crowd, pressed the switch, and... Nothing. Nothing at all happened. Huh. Well that was rather anticlimactic and disappointing, wasn't it? *Rumble rumble rumble* Oh wait, spoke too soon. The entire room began to shake, rather violently at that. Objects lifted up from the ground into the air, small and lightweight at first but gradually getting bigger and bigger. They flew back straight for Zhou on a collision course! Wait, no, not Zhou--For the lightsaber in his hand! He had generated some sort of incredibly strong suction force, like a mini black hole of some kind! Now it was picking up the corpses of the dead troopers, and the still living ones. Wrapped up in the giant bang flag, there was nothing they could do but fly helplessly into the small weapon, through the opening far too small for them to fit. Strangely enough Captain Supremo and Bruno did not feel the suction even slightly. As the unconscious trooper Bondi had become acquainted with went flying through the air too, his helmet fell off, and Bondi quickly followed. Like the other two, Bondi was not being sucked up either.

Finally, once the room had been completely cleared of all objects, save for the [i]Millennium Falcon[/i] and this strange, bizarre team of five, the suction ended and the lightsaber exploded out of the Chinese general's hands. Everyone heard a familiar voice speaking into their ears. [color=gold]"Everybody gets one. That was your one. You'd better get your acts together, or the black knight will get ya! Hehehehehehe!"[/color]

Up above, two officers still observed them from the overhanging room. Below on their level against the far wall was a set of metal double doors with no easily discernible opening mechanism, but it did have some sort of computer console next to it.