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[center][h2][color=tomato]Ezekiel "Ease" Evans [/color][/h2][/center]
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It was supposed to be so simple, so damn simple. Get this new kid out of this circle of rage, ask him on how and why he was here, and hopefully gain new info. Hell, he'd probably even gain on a new ally as well just by the simple fact that he(Ease) was the first person treat him(Kyle) pretty well. Having someone from Earth would be great after all, no? After that, they could've worked in tandem towards their goal, probably make more progress than Ease ever did alone, and maybe even get out of this world. And it all woulda started with him having just moved him out of there.

How did that plan fall apart so quickly?

Ease was half expecting him to simply question what the green man meant in his statement and probably confusedly say he wasn't this "Henry Ford." Seemed like the logical safe thing any human would do. So what happens instead of that? The boy played along with what he said, as if not fully grasping what the guy really just said let alone [i]claimed he was[/i], being some lord of darkness and evil or something. Ease's mouth hung open at this as if he just watched a meteor drop. In a way it doubt. Just on the simplicity of what was to happen. And the crowds far more frightened whispering and looks at the kid did not help. [i][color=tomato]Kid what the hell?! You're making this worse! Way worse![/color][/i]

Just as he was about to open his mouth, the kid was grabbed by that elf who definitely seemed rather pissy too. Sure as hell wasn't hiding it like he was. [color=tomato]"Wha? Hey!"[/color] he said as she dragged the kid towards her. She said something low under the crowd that he couldn't quite hear to him. The only thing he could make out was that Elf there apparently was fixing to bail in the next few minutes with Vesta and Mr. Dark Lord over there. [color=tomato][i]Shit! Think quick, think quick! Aha![/i][/color]

Ease turned his eyes over to the man in green with an embarrassed smile.[color=tomato]"Listen sir, I'm not quite actually sure who you are but, despite what my...associate said, we don't really know anything about a dark lord. Let alone a dark lord by such a nefarious name as "Henry Ford." However, I do remember hearing such a name uttered a few blocks away from here actually. Over...*quickly motions behind Aleph* there I believe!"[/color] he said, lying completely through his teeth. He scratched the back of his head, feigning innocence.[color=tomato]"I'm quite sorry if we wasted any of your time with this sir. After all, interrupting a quest like slaying a lord of darkness isn't right."[/color] Then again...lord of darkness might be high up in the world. Maybe even having inter dimensional access. [color=tomato]"However, if you need assistance in such endeavors, I'll gladly help out if need be."[/color]

He turned his head back over to the women before him as well. More specifically, the elf who probably had bloody murder on her damn mind [color=tomato]"And apologies beforehand for my compatriot's jokes. *bows* My losing of him helped that sadly, I suppose."[/color] he said with a hokey as hell frown. [color=tomato]"*comes back up* If I had kept better track of him, this could've been prevented."[/color]

He knew damn well he was lying his ass off, but he needed to win favor fast. Get this "Fantasy Hero" out of here asap then hopefully get on the ladies' good side enough where they don't just bail. It was tedious as piss for him, but simply leaving on the spot with him would probably get him in worse shit. What else was there to do? Already knowing he was bullshitting, Ratatosk climbed upon Ease's shoulder, out in the open. He let out an admittedly adorable yawn before once again looking over the situation. [color=tomato][i]I really wish you could be more help right now![/i][/color]