[quote=@Witch Cat]
<Snipped quote by Doltboy>

Don't you dare try to poison the most innocent of slimes. I WILL NOT HAVE YOU RUIN MY CHILD.
[/quote]

I am an evil player.  Up the Tsars!

EDIT: In all fairness, that was more evil than normal.

[@Mae] - could I alter that to +1 Zen Buddhism?