Mushuro paused to consider what the apparent not-small-girl said as she poked him in the forehead, pondering her question of whether he was made of some kind of indestructible stuff or not. It only really took him a second to come up with an answer to the obviously rhetorical question she'd asked, although he stated the answer with utmost seriousness, clearly believing his own words as absolute truth.

"Well, I AM made of a combination of fifty percent ninja, fifty percent pirate an' one-hundred percent burning passionate heart, so I'm pretty sure that makes me the most indestructible thing in the universe, yeah."

Mushuro was distracted from further philosophical musings by the sudden appearance of tea and copious amounts of fruit. His eyes seemed to bulge out of his head while reflecting the fruit-y banquent of snacks that had been laid before him. "Thanks nice lady! You're the best!" the moved with the same surprisingly blurry speed he had when entering the bar and snatched up some of the fruit to begin munching on it, apparently able to do so effortlessly without removing his mask. In between gnawing on various fruits like he hadn't eaten in days, Mushuro continued to talk, mostly about being a pirate. If one looked really closely the way he talked about it almost seemed rehearsed but not quite, like something he'd heard before but couldn't quite remember, or something he practiced to himself a lot but could never quite say the same way each time.

"Yup, being a ninja was kinda cool, but if I had to choose any lifestyle then there's no question that it's a pirate's life for me! You get to sail the seas as free as anything can be with no one but your heart and your captain and crew to tell you what to do! There's adventures all over the place, and you're bound to run into really strong people like you've never even seen before out at sea, and all sorts of weird and awesome rare creatures too! That's not even getting into all the amazing treasure you can get as a pirate! You just reach out and there's gold and jewels and stuff before your eyes, and even if you gotta fight other pirates to get to it sometimes it's worth it because just one big score can set you up for life with anything you need! That's not even getting into how crazy and awesome the Grand Line is, or the greatest treasure of all, One Piece! It's so great that anyone who gets it can become king of the pirates! It's dangerous out on the seas so to make it your crew's gotta be like your family too, but that's all part of the fun!"

Mushuro paused for a second to unintentionally prove that he was just as good at drinking tea through his mask inexplicably as he was at eating fruit that way.

"And...and...something about lots and lots of bottles of rum, I think. But yeah, being a pirate can let you do anything you dream of! That's why I'm a pirate who's gonna prove he's the strongest person in the world, even if I'm a ninja!"

With his theatrics finished Mushuro continued sipping tea and munching on fruit.