After hours of brainstorming and intense debating, I've firgoured out a full proof way to defend and protect Xerxes:

[center][b]Toothpaste[/b][/center]

Now you must be thinking; 

[Center][b]Loki, your a basehead.[/b][/center]

But hear me out, what is the number on fear of reality transcending beings!? Brushing thier teeth! Boom! Amartía wins.