[@Sophrus]
If you want me to help you I'd probably do it. You'd have to create an excuse to get his help though.

[quote=@Eklispe]
All you gotta do to make Overwatch your friend is convince him you gave him cancer (Ala demonstrating by destroying some body with death touch and explain that it was cancer being accelerated) and that you're the only one that can cure it so he has to help you. ^.^
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H-his cancer was in his amputated leg. Does he have moar cancer that I'm unaware about?
[sup]actually that'd be a good idea to bring into play...[/sup]