"Huh? You crazy, man? Who in their right mind would give a kiss to a complete stranger?" Michael asked, turning his head toward the person speaking next to him--probably someone who was dragged along for the ride, all things considered. "Something stupid like that is the kind of sexual harassment people only get away with in anime and fairy tales. I'd like to keep from going down that path, aight?"

With a slight smirk on his face, Michael took solace in the fact that at least one of them had the state of mind to laugh about all of this. The first girl to walk out of the train car, though, made him a bit hesitant. If the first one was relaxed about the entire affair, the second one was far too... [i]Energetic.[/i] Well, different folks, different strokes, after all...

"...Right. Sure. Hero of justice. Whatever you say, I guess," he sighed, shrugging his shoulders as the last one popped out of the train. This one was... Panicking considerably more than the rest of them. Granted, that was the given reaction for most people, but... Well...

At the very least, he should try to comfort her, ri-

[i]"...What."[/i]

The sound of an unfamiliar voice caused the college student to turn around, only to see someone in... Fantasy armor. And pink hair. And a sword that looked particularly.. Pointy.
Then another woman that followed suit, moving [i]far[/i] faster than someone in that outfit should be able to...
Oh.
Oh shit, this totally wasn't a joke, was it? To say nothing of the train car (emphasis on [i]car[/i], singular) they just came out of... Even he could put two and two together.

"...Um. Right. One moment," he said towards the knight and her maid before moving over to the woman who seemed to be on the verge of a mental breakdown. Right. If she was about to break, that'd have to be handled... And if this was how he thought it was, then that might give the two that discovered them good reason to... Well...

That probably wouldn't end too well. At all.

"Deep breaths. Deeeeep breaths. I'm pretty sure that a prank on this scale isn't doable, even by the biggest TV marketing companies, so... I'd recommend that you try to compose yourself, or everyone here might be in a spot. I mean, look at me; no matter how calm I look right now, I'm freaking out inside. You're not alone, though. Don't worry," he said, patting the woman's back a few times before moving off to face the knight and her maid... Again.

"Ah... Sorry, sorry. We're kind of... Uh... 'Lost' right now. Yeah. 'Lost.' Can you tell us where we are right now... Please? Any amount of detail would be fine, though the more you have, the better," Michael asked, a bit of a nervous smile on his face. "Oh, and, uh, about that train ca--that metal thing behind us, uh... Well..."

With the smile still locked on his face, Michael quickly turned to Rin and the other young man near them and began to talk somewhat quietly.

"Shit, I didn't think this far ahead. How do we explain the train car?!"