[@Bombardier]

That'll work. I can imagine it like this:

Thomas: GIMME THE BATHROOM KEYS, I NEED TO PISS BAD!
Noel: You need to by something first, please.
T: YOU WILL BE CLEANING UP PISS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE KEYS FAST!
N: We have packs of gum for sale, just 48 cents.
T: KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYS
N: GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

EDIT: Also, yeah, supporter of our characters being able to die in this as well.