[quote=@Dervish]
It's honestly not as daunting as it looks! Mister Frizan (Frizzle, if you're nasty) has been keeping an excellent running summary of the game's events going so far, and we've recently had two new players brought up to speed without too much hassle, as well as reintegrating a returning face. 

Don't worry, we're not going to force you to read the entire IC before you're allowed to join. We're evil, but we're not sadists. 
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That's good news! Hit me with a summary, I can take it!