[quote=@Rune_Alchemist]
[@Savo]

Don't bring me into this.

Well.

Actually, give me twenty bucks and tell me I'm ten times better than you in everything and I'll consider it~
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Oh, ok.

*Turns you into a human.*

*Turns myself into a horse and begins bucking into your stomach twenty times.*

Alright, there's your twenty bucks. Now for your other request.

I am ten times better than you in everything... which means I'm better at being worse than you in everything. That means I've nullified the first verse making none of this true since it is a paradox in it's own sense. So in actuality I'm also saying You're ten times better than me at everything which involves the same verse as before and so on, nullifying all of this.

So basically we are both better than each other yet worse than each other which makes neither of us better or worse than each other.