[quote=@Mercenary Lord]i actually went and stalked your posting history to find this character, and i found him

aka the protagonist of every fantasy rpg ever, a projection for the player to impose themselves on
[/quote]

From this day forward you are my personal roleplay guardian. Continue to stalk my post history, and if I ever write a character this bland and trite, you have my consent to smother me with a pillow while I sleep.

Edit: I'm not kidding btw this is a legally binding document