[@Arty Fox][@Letter Bee]

"I would be happy to perform any task that expiated this process." v2 said. "If strenuous activity is required please leave it to me. I do not become tired, so such activity will not lessen my combat effectiveness." 

An adventure, he thought. As though this were a vacation. How anyone could have such thoughts after having their own importance put so thoroughly into perspective he did not understand. Acting like this would be fun. His mind bogged at such notions.

[i]Then against, he wouldn't know a good time if it snuck up and bit him on the can.[/i]

An oddly structured thought but not an inaccurate one.