*Cue "Eye of the Tiger" playing in the background.*

Okay, Jack, you worthless piece of trash, time to take your head out of your ass and get back to it! This has gone on for too long now! You're a writer and a GM, damn it; you have a responsibility to yourself and others. So now you sit the hell down, open freakin' Word and write a post for your RP! [I]Right now![/I]

Yes! Yeah! I'll do it! I'll write a post today! Definitely! YEAH!