[quote=@Asuras]
So is it possible I could get a tl;dr of what everyone's up to? Looking for an opening.
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Umm... Pffft. Where to start? We've got one group out on a cruise, another going to Forever Falls to mine some minerals to help them build a weapon, lots of people in the infirmary from their missions, a couple going on a date in the Emerald Forest, and a couple people chasing after a talking ferret to find food for it. I think that accounts for everybody's current activities.