[i]“Why does this always seem to happen?” [/i]

So were Liaena’s thoughts as the large rear end of Malizia plummeted towards her, a scene she had witnessed before on many, many unhappy occasions….although usually the hindquarters were purple. The split second observation was accompanied by diving for cover, although the rump was far too big and her position far too central for the move to prevent her being crushed. 

Except in this instance, it did. Adrenaline flowed through her body and Liaena found herself flying backwards, much too fast, straight through the room and the doorway only to crash into the corridor wall opposite. Behind her, there was a much louder crash as Malizia’s butt carved away most of that room and quite a lot of the northern flank of the mansion, before landing on the ground and continuing to scream and writhe around on the ground. Fortunately or not, the slush was doing a decent job of putting the flames out. 

“K-kitty? Don’t tell me you were under that” Liaena muttered as she edged to the doorway, now being the edge of the building, to survey the carnage below. “….She should be able to shield at least”

“YOU!”

“….yes, me” 
The girl grumbled as she about-turned, to give Litherielle the evil eye. The sentinel was glaring daggers back, as Vashi and the Draenei from earlier carted an unconscious Serphia along to lay her gently on the floor.  “You ruined Mistress’s grand victory! This is all [b]your[/b] fault!”

[i]“Oooh yes obviously, inconveniencing the person who summoned the damn thing makes it all [b]my[/b] fault”[/i]

“Let me have a look at her” Liaena said instead as she rushed over to check Serphia’s vitals. This movement took a fraction of a moment for her to travel down the corridor, which made the girl pause in her tracks. “Huh”

Shaking her head to return to the present, Liaena stared to mimic Mei’s actions from earlier as she poked and prodded the Night Elf. “Nothing seems broken. She’s probably just winded. Just let me….”

“….”

“...Oh yeah” the girl said as she studied the empty space at her side, having reached for her satchel only to find empty air. Sparing a glare at Serphia, the girl surveyed her surroundings for inspiration before disappearing in the blink of an eye. 

[i]“Y’know, I could really get used to this”[/i]

Back again, it was unclear maybe how far she had actually travelled but now a full bath tub was now trailing after her. “Fredrick really is very dedicated, but unfortunately it’s gotten cold. However…”

Glancing around, the girl met Mei’s eyes with a smirk. “Now she may be a [i]little[/i] tetchy after this, so I may not stick around. I’m sure you understand”

“Sure…”

-SPLOOSH-

*zoom*

“heh” Liaena chuckled at the distant roar of fury behind her. Now standing in another part of the building entirely, the girl took a moment to dust herself down ostentaciously before zipping back towards the garden. “Oh Sharon. Love you.”