So, that didn't happen >.>
But I told my girlfriend that I needed to get a post written, so, hopefully, I'll have the time to do so in the next two days. ;)

I apologize for taking so long. I've started writing the post like 5 different times, now, and I hated each iteration. So it's probably going to be sort and matter-of-fact. I apologize in advanced for that. :/