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[i]Suliss accepted Skylar's hand and rose to his feet. His voice came out as if he had a cheese grater in his throat, toneless and harsh.[/i]

[color=9e0b0f][b]"Give to me the flesh of thy champion... Their essence will- SSSSSS!!!"[/b][/color]

[i]Suliss at that moment slipped on a beer puddle and pitched forwards, banging his unseen head on a table. The ominous figure clung dazedly to the table, hissing and growling uncouth syllables that a human voicebox probably couldn't have imitated. Suliss at once understood the situation.

This universe was governed by a different set of laws than what he was used to. Here, cosmic threats were subject not to equality, but comedic relief. At this thought, a familiar mortal word did manage to slither out of his mouth.[/i]

[b][color=9e0b0f]"Fuck."[/color][/b]