[@Bishop] I'm curious as to why who has the bigger [s]genitals[/s] spell damage is so important.

Your magic means nothing. Nobody has the all powerful. You're all gonna die horribly at some point. [s]Probably to Mithril[/s] 
Circumstance, positioning, and [s]The Golden sword[/s] cunning will win your fights.

Right up until you realize that the earth girl can crush all of us at whim. As everything in this world involves the earth and stones. 
Make peace with your ends, people, we're screwed anyways. Might as well go out with a cheap laugh before being turned to paste in what can only be described as a "granite slab grand slamwich"

I welcome death.