[quote=@Sir Lurksalot]
*Big Disney-esque musical number wherein Ease and Duncan teach Avery about the joys of drinking to cope with his new homicidal roommate*

Also, sorry it's taking a while for me to post, work's been giving me the shaft this week.
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1. It's cool.

2. "But you can bet, before this bottle's through. Girl guy we'll...make an alcoholic...outta you!"