Err...okay.

I once ate dinner with my doctor, Dr. Lecter.  Great guy, but his cooking habits?  Eh, not so much.  I was eating a steak with him and I said, "Gee doc, this steak tastes funny."  Doc said, "Well it was a clown."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4-gLlF0uw

I tell you something, my neighbor man.  This guy gets me.  He's a nice guy, but his motto is "Love thy Neighbor."  He lives beside me and a strip club!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4-gLlF0uw

*taps mic* Hello, is this thing on?  No?  Ah fuck it!  I went moose hunting up in Canada with my buddy one time, and he had this [i]brilliant[/i] idea we were gonna get in a two person moose costume and blow a moose mating call.  So we're sitting in the costume when this moose comes up to us.  My buddy goes, "Oh shit, the zipper's stuck!  What do we do?"  I look back at him and say, "Well I'm gonna nibble on some grass, but you better prepare your ass!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4-gLlF0uw

I walked into a bar one time.  Guess I wasn't paying attention then.  No but seriously, I walked into a bar one time to order a drink and this panda sat beside me.  He asked the bartender, "Can I have a sandwich?"  Bartender gives him a sandwich.  The panda ate the sandwich, pulled out a pistol, shot the bartender in the head and left the bar.  I guess a panda does eat shoots and leaves.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4-gLlF0uw

Well that's all I got!  I'll see you in court!  Goodnight RPGuild!