Know what's some big fucking hypocritical? My mom constantly telling me to watch the pot on the stove when I am usually aware of it and just walk away to wait for it to boil. Then having both her, AND my father fall asleep (after an admittedly hard day of work) forgetting that she had a pot of water on the stove with the burner on, and nearly burning our fucking house down. If I hadn't smelt something burning we'd be on the street right now waiting for the fire department to bail us out of what is left of our house.