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[center][h2][color=tomato]Ezekiel "Ease" Evans [/color][/h2][/center]
[center][img]http://i.imgur.com/jfirhxO.png[/img][/center]

[color=2E8B57]"And throw his on my bill, too."[/color]

That made Ease smile for a second. Hell, he even chuckled from it. While his face returned to normal as he proceeded to lean up from his laid back position, his general mood was edited slightly. A bit of comedy was needed now, that was for sure. And as if to help him out further, a bartender passed a glass of orange juice over to the blonde man. Taking the glass and preparing to sip, he looked over to Duncan. [color=tomato]"Thanks man, but no worries. I got the coffee co-."[/color]

Aaaaand before he could finish that sentence of gratitude, a man decided to stand up in protest of the treatment Blanc was getting and speak up against it. And there in came the internal face palm, he was doing the literal [i]one[/i] thing Ease was trying to avoid. And before he could let out the classic sigh of annoyance, he then proceeded to pull out a [i]flip phone[/i] and announce for help from adventurers.

[color=tomato]"What the fu-?[/color]

And before he could finish, [i]Aleph[/i] ended up standing up out of nowhere, screaming first some random language and then how he's allergic to that music. And then the Satan Horns put an arrow straight throw the flip phone that was playing some anime Japanese music. He proceeded to top that act by flipping the table and yelling "scatter" like a mob leader abandoning a deal when the cops show up, and gave a thumbs up over to Ease. Seconds afterward, Green Tights flipped Ease off and ran out of there with Satan Horns as fast as they could out the door. And what was Ease's reaction?

Stare at the entire sight trying to actually figure out [i]what on Earth just happened.[/i] Oh and dropped his glass a beat after the entire escapade.

So to recap.(Warning, VERY extensive cursing)

Another person just revealed himself as a human from Earth while probably pissing off more bar people. The guy who literally looked like a medieval video game bad guy just pretty much pressed the "screw this shit I'm out" button and put an arrow through the Earth guy's cell phone. He then ran off with Aleph, who Ease's last remembered getting a swordswoman's sword rammed through his chest harder an faster than a beer bottle through a hillbilly's window. Which last time anyone checked, usually is pretty hard to, ya know, live through, which kinda confirms that a [b]3rd person has resurrect[/b](possibly 4th if his Aya theory is right). And on top of all that, that this person is the guy in green god damn spandex, going around saying he was basically fucking medieval Evil Slaying Heroman, was the guy responsible for that bitch of a chest wound yesterday, and was trying to say that Henry god damn Ford, [b]the bastard inventor of fucking cars, was an [i]evil overlord of darkness who wants to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. [color=tomato]AND THIS MAN WAS THE THIRD FUCKING CONFIRMED PERSON TO BASICALLY HAVE IMMORTALITY?![/color][/i][/b]

[url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SF-oQmqaj0]Ease's reaction was[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOM0R6gvMac] incredibly telling as he dropped his glass of OJ.[/url]

[color=tomato]"No no. Mmm. [i]Mmmm[/i]. No no NO NO NO! [color=red]NO[/color] *proceeds to get up* [i][b]HELL NO![/b][/i] *starts walking past everyone and downstairs* [b]NOO NOO![/b] [b][i]I REFU-NO![/i][/b] *opens door to room* no. *closes door surprisingly quietly* "[/color]

[url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Understatement]He isn't taking it very well.[/url]