My inner monologue when I realized I needed a name for this forum:

"Should I use my real name? Nah, that's way too homey. Uhh, wow, I don't really want to spend a half hour thinking of a name for a silly web forum. I go by break sometimes, but that's becoming kind of generic. This was a lot easier when my mother gave me my name. I can name a dog but what do I name myself? Well, BrokenPromise? It's a little long, but it's not too pretentious. Well, I could probably think of a better one, but it doesn't really matter. I'm BrokenPromise I guess..."