New year is just an excuze for me to buy cheap champagne and make a toast to myself using a mirror, touching the mirrored image of my glass.

For real now, I'm planning to spend it with my family, a family dinner, make a toast, throw a speech and end it by shooting some fireworks at my neighbours window cuz his kids keep throwing firecrackers louder than a Canon in the middle of the fcking day.

What 'bout you?