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[center][h1][color=SteelBlue]Avalanche Sandrovich: Turntable[/color][/h1][/center]
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With his declaration, Avalanche was promptly shoved to the side by the approaching Elliot, who was at the board and out the door in the blink of an eye. [color=SteelBlue]"Oof-!.....Well, a hearty hello to you [i]too[/i], Kid...."[/color] He said, rubbing his arm. His ears then perked up at the sound of others making their intent to tackle his mission of choice. He often did these simple jobs by himself, since more help meant further splitting the reward....though, with the nature of [i]this[/i] job, he could probably negotiate a big enough pay that it wouldn't matter. Never hurts to have help when the help is cheap! 

He turned and looked at his fellow Chasers on the job. There was.....a creepy old guy, and.....a priest....Not exactly his idea of the ideal people for negotiating, but hey, maybe the priest would take a smaller cut! He quickly walked up to the two of them, putting on his million-dollar smile.

[color=SteelBlue]"So, looks like we'll be running this job together, huh?"[/color] he said to the pair in greeting. [color=SteelBlue]"Lemmie get the formalities outta the way. Name's Avalanche Sandrovich! As you can tell by this suit of mine, I'm quite the professional. So rest assured, you're in good hands for this one!"[/color]

At the priest's mention of protecting the innocent from the evils of the mansion, Avalanche chuckled and put a friendly arm around his shoulder. [color=SteelBlue]"Hey, hey, hey, listen..."[/color] He began. [color=SteelBlue]"Random urban legends like this start up [i]aaaall[/i] the time, and they're usually either a buncha superstition, or misinterpretation o' the facts. I mean, think about it...Youkai's [i]one[/i] thing, but a disappearing, kidnapping ghost mansion? That's just WAY outta the realm o' plausibility. So relax, take it easy! All we gotta do is go out, ask around town, get some facts straight, badda-bing, badda-boom, we're paid! So don't go lookin' for a fight or nothin', this kinda stuff's nothin' but conjecture."[/color]

No sooner had he finished his spiel that Aria made mention of an extremely dangerous SSS-Class Youkai possibly dwelling within the mansion.

[color=SteelBlue]".................NNNNNOTHIN' but conjecture."[/color]

Rolling up the mission poster and placing it in his pocket, he strolled out from the mission board and towards the door, stopping on a dime to turn and wink at Dinky. [color=SteelBlue]"Have fun while I'm gone, gorgeous! Let's have a real hero's welcome when I get back~..."[/color] He kicked off towards the door with a spring in his step and an excited disposition, looking back at his compatriots.

[color=SteelBlue]"Alright, boys, let's go out there and bust some myths! This is gonna be great! This is gonna be fantastic!"[/color]
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[color=SteelBlue]"This is bullshit."[/color]

Avalanche stood at the crossroads, staring out at the not one, but TWO mysterious mansions in the distance. His once cheery demeanor was long gone, and he slumped over in despair so much his face was halfway to the concrete. He slowly turned toward his compatriots with sunken, defeated eyes, and slowly raised up his finger, pointing out towards the buildings.

[color=SteelBlue]"....You see that? What the fuck is that? That's [i]two[/i] of 'em. [b]Two.[/b] TWO real honest-to-God horror mansions. The fuck is this false advertisin'!?"[/color]

He pulled the job poster from his pocket and threw it on the ground in frustration, before straightening out and taking deep, sharp breaths.

[color=SteelBlue]"Okay...OKAY this is FINE, this is [i]fine.[/i] Breathe IN.....breathe OUT. [/color]

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