[quote=@RabidAnubis]3---- Here's your pitchfork.  You know what to do.
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That's a left-handed pitchfork. I can't use that. Got any righties?

Edit: At my college, there was a pretty huge orientation. Granted, it was also a couple months before the autumn semester started up. Had another orientation at the university before that too. I think they're generally optional. Might not be so optional here.