[quote=@SillyPhilly]
#6: The wordin youre lookin for is "if the equipped monster would be destroyed, destroy this card instead."
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To be fair for this one they could want it to work on effects that remove from the field. It would be a new effect and stupid considering the amount of power but there it is. Also you're... a little overbearing, given you're not the GM perhaps wording as suggestions or requests would be better :<