I found a google chrome extension that reads whatever you highlight. Quite good for getting you to focus on reading a post completely in one session; you just highlight, it reads, you follow. Only issue is that it sounds like a female Steven Hawkings. Though I admit it gets soothing after a while.

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Speaking of, one of these days I'm going to try reading/voice-acting one of my posts, just to see what it's like.

Only question is which character I should try. The best candidate at the moment is Violet, thanks to the vaguely paranoid monologues, even if my voice feels too deep for them.

I considered Heartworm but I can't get the near-monotone vibe quite right. Doesn't sound ominous enough.

You could hire Danny Devito to voice Tira before she got the Sculptor zapped out of her. Digging through the trash and all.

Wait...so was Monty Python and the Holy Grail a LARP that went too far?

Plots rolling around my head, must refrain from everything.

Also torn on a subject, but I can't discuss it now, yet I must find a solution before the battle.

@LokiLeo789

How about something with less plants?

Also, where is my red wine you asses?! The Wanderer of the OOC cannot work without red wine aged 125 years exactly, imported from the depths of hell itself! Praise me, heathens!