[@Zarkun]
My hair doesn't grow long is the problem. I just get super thick mophead hair XD
Then it slowly turns into one of the worst possible hairstyles of all time (I do say that now, but at the moment I am sporting a number '0' cut from the hairclippers due to a mishap XD)....the effing mullet.
That's right. My hair naturally becomes a mullet if I try to grow it out XD Never will I grow my hair out.

Maybe puberty is just letting him grow more hair? XD