[quote=Dervish]
Back home, I have a gay friend who's a total manwhore. He literally has been keeping track of every ethnicity he's banged in pursuit of "banging the entire UN". Such ambition, no shame. He's hilarious. He's pretty much the pinnacle of open-mindedness when it comes to sexuality.
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So basically.. He's a gay version of Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother? Which is rather interesting, because Barney Stinson is played by Neil Patrick Harris, who happens to be gay. Hmm..