"Clayton, I wouldn't try to get the Navy guys to 'play ball with you.' Tends to lead to film scenes with massive homoerotic undertones that was never intended." The lieutenant shoved her hands in her pockets, befoe realising. "Shit, fourth wall break, ignore me." She shook her head as they boarded the plane, sitting down on one of the chairs and pulling a lho-stick out of her pocket, lighting it up and taking a puff.

"Oh, and thanks a ton commissar." She touched the brim of her cap, before yanking it down over her eyes. Alright, here's what I've got. There's already some of us down on the surface, and there's already humans on the planet, so Guard are already there. From what I... 'overheard...' the bolter bitches have a chapel there, and they're fighting the big green (insert racist insult I'm not allowed to use.) As well as this, there's the blue-skinned cunts, who can deepthroat my non-exsistant cock, plus apparently we've got our boys coming over. And yes, I mean THOSE BOYS!" 

Some of the other squads had realised what she was saying and whooped loudly- seemed this fight would be a bit more interesting than they had originally thought.

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[h3]Spear of Dixie- Still Within the Warp[/h3]

"Chapter Master, the Adept-"
"Bolter Bitches Brother Paul."
"Sorry Chapter Master, the Bolter Bitches have established contact with us and are awaiting relief from both the forces of the Imperial Guard and of, of course, us Chapter Master."
"Very well, inform them that we shall be coming to the-"
"My apologies Chapter Master, but that is not all. We discovered that another craft was approaching this planet to lend assistance to the siste- I mean Bitches as well."
"Oh yes? Who else of our brothers are coming? More from the Scars, some of the EmoMarines? The Smurfs?"
"Not quite sir, the ship we discovered was the Fire of the Machine."
"What chapter?"
"The... Er... The Salamanders sir."

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[h3]Fire of the Machine- Also Still Within the Warp[/h3]
"I am sure it cannot be all tha-"
"The Space Rangers."
"Fuck."
"A day in the pain glove, but correct."