[@Mega Birb] In that case, a Salarian and Ellis would get along great. In my private files, I have a few accounts of Ellis hurling anti-aircraft explosives high into the air, so they rain fire down on his enemies while he laughs maniacally and throws people into heavy objects, and vice-versa. Or, he injects hallucinogenic gas into a facility's ventilation before engaging in arson on a mass scale, or assassinates the only doctor of a colony before poisoning their food and water supply, only to return days later to demand surrender.

I feel like the STG would happily pay for Ellis Taevon. If only he were Salarian.

EDIT: I love your signature, by the way. Absolutely hysterical. I laugh at it every time you post.