[quote=@SleepingSilence]
http://www.dorkly.com/post/80719/fanfiction-excerpts-that-are-so-bad-it-will-break-you 

Enjoy...?
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"Her speech impediment made everyone cry, it touched their sharts."

that is some powerful emotion

[quote=@Mortimer]
Found on the back of a bootleg Family guy DVD (counts as really bad writing):
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If that counts, then I think [url=http://winterson.com/2009/01/episode-iii-backstroke-of-west-redux.html]Backstroke of the West[/url] does too.