Fine. Whatever. Delete this when you're done reading it. [hider=ABOVE TOP SECRET: Atlas Academy Quarterly Eval: Jericho Piper][i][u]Piper, Jericho. Age 17. Blood Type O-. Transcript [CLASSIFIED]. Interview conducted by [url=https://68.media.tumblr.com/8505eea4c9a96edf46006a4948983ae3/tumblr_n8ljecI8Cs1sofdnno1_500.jpg]Gold Stripes Control - HJNS Team Controller Nicole Polendina.[/url][/u][/i] [color=f49ac2]"Sal-u-tations, killer!"[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"Nicole, what the hell is this? Am I still getting these as a Beacon transfer?"[/color] [color=f49ac2]"I'm just making sure they didn't do anything to tinker with a national treasure, Jer!"[/color] [u]Question 1[/u] [i]What is your favorite food?[/i] [color=9e0b0f]"Strawberries."[/color] [u]Question 2[/u] [i]What is your favorite color?[/i] [color=9e0b0f]"What?"[/color] [color=f49ac2]"Everyone has a favorite color, you goofball. Even just shades you find appealing."[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"Green lights."[/color] [u]Question 3[/u] [i]Do you have anything you enjoy watching the most on TV?[/i] [color=9e0b0f]"The labyrinthine cover stories and dead-eyed stoic stares in the soap operas give me good practice. Sometimes I'll catch a comic book movie or something if it's on. Ruining something Grat loves is usually a treat."[/color] [u]Question 4[/u] [i]What scares you easily?[/i] [color=9e0b0f]"Hungry birds."[/color] [u]Question 5[/u] [i]Any specialties aside from the ol’-fashioned fighting?[/i] [color=9e0b0f]"Of course. I was trained in a variety of activities from swimming and skiing to cooking and evidence removal. I like keeping things clean. You never know when a stray piece of evidence will make a case - or get you killed."[/color] [color=f49ac2]"And how would you respond to reports of you being an effete kitchen wench?"[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"I'd say Speer needs to keep a close eye on any prospective sniper's perches for the next couple weeks instead of image searching pop idols to [INTERVIEWER'S NOTE: REDACTED FOR DECENCY.]"[/color] [color=f49ac2]"It says here that you've been classically trained in singing, guitar, and choreograph--"[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"Must be a leftover from Babs' file."[/color] [color=f49ac2]"But I've been with you on road trips before - hey, that's another one, you're as good a driver as Bright! And you love singing when the right song comes on!"[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"I've made no secret about loving a good Ella classic or some Louis--"[/color] [color=f49ac2][i]"A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my sid--"[/i][/color] [color=9e0b0f]"[REDACTED AT REQUEST OF OPERATIVE.]"[/color] [u]Question 6[/u] [i]Who do you consider closest with you as of now?[/i] [color=9e0b0f]"I don't mind some of the Beacon kids. Grat is alright. It takes a special kind of person to survive that long with the rabies virus. Beryl would be alright if she weren't always trying to cling onto me like a wrestler and doing that autistic screech."[/color] [color=f49ac2]"Screech?"[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"Yeah, it's awful, it's this goddamn ear-rending [i]Jiiiii![/i] You'll have lived a happy life if you never hear it again. Anyway, you know my answer. Rich is still the king."[/color] [u]Question 7[/u] [i]Who would you like to get closer to in your team?[/i] [color=9e0b0f]"Ferris. I have a lifetime's worth of tactics and advice to offer him, if he'd take it."[/color] [u]Question 8[/u] [i]Who would you like to get closer to outside your team the most?[/i] [color=9e0b0f]"Wait, what the hell is this, Nicole? You never asked me these things about the Gold Stripes--"[/color] [color=f49ac2]"Look, we just need to determine what the new relationships have done to your psyche!"[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"You know, Bright always said you used these to sabotage girls' chances with me, is that what's go--[/color] [color=f49ac2][i]"COMPUTER REDACT QUEST--"[/i][/color] [color=9e0b0f]"--because all you have to do is ask and I'll hel--"[/color] [color=f49ac2][DATA RETRIEVAL ERROR. AUTO-FILLED ANSWER: NICOLE POLENDINA (<3333).][/color] [u]Question 9[/u] [i]Any nicknames from your childhood?[/i] [color=9e0b0f]"Princess, mostly. My dad used to call me Billie Holiday now and again, but that dried up when I chose the academy over [REDACTED AT REQUEST OF OPERATIVE.]" [/color] [u]Question 10[/u] [i]Do you have a crush on anyone?![/i] [color=9e0b0f]"No."[/color] [color=f49ac2]"This is important, killer."[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"No."[/color] [color=f49ac2]"Nobody that might get in the way of that killer instinct of yours...?"[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"No."[/color] [color=f49ac2]"Not even in the field..."[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"No."[/color] [color=f49ac2]"Well, maybe not [i]in[/i] the field, maybe just...[i]around[/i] the field..."[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"No."[/color] [color=f49ac2]"No one with a hand in your ops?"[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"No."[/color] [color=f49ac2]"...W-Well, that's good! The professors were, uh, worried about that. Good. Awesome."[/color] [u]Question 11[/u] [i]Do you have any secrets you can share to those you won't tell for a long time?[/i] [color=9e0b0f]"Vampires exist. So does the deep state. Grat smiles at Captain Atlas' speeches, and Bianca has a sticky poster of him under her bed. I had my first kiss on a job in Mistral, and he had a hair rune ju--"[/color] [color=f49ac2][i]"Wait what"[/i][/color] [color=9e0b0f]"Yeah, a hair rune just like mine. All this time I thought it was a family quirk."[/color] [color=f49ac2]"[b]W h a t?[/b]"[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"Yeah, it was really bright blue. Right underneath his bangs."[/color] [color=f49ac2]"You keep saying his. So tell me about this Mistralian.."[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"Really? What relevance does Relo have with anything?"[/color] [color=f49ac2][b][i]"Humor me."[/i][/b][/color] [color=9e0b0f]"Okay, well, it started on a job to[/color] [color=f49ac2][REDACTED FOR USE IN INTERVIEWER'S HOT AND STEAMY PRIVATE LIBRARY.]"[/color] [u]Question 12[/u] [i]Is there anyone you wish to see right now?[/i] [color=9e0b0f]"Yeah, either my sister or a goddamn lawyer. What's going on here? This is the most irrelevant psych eval I've ever had in my life, Nicole, normally you're way more professional than this."[/color] [color=f49ac2]"I-I told you, the time away in Vale might have--"[/color] [color=9e0b0f]"You're selling information to Babylon again, [i]aren't you[/i]?"[/color] [color=f49ac2]"How dare you question my integrity, Devil!"[/color] [color=9e0b0f][i]"AREN'T YOU--"[/i][/color] [i][color=f49ac2][i]INTERVIEW CONCLUDED. SUBJECT IS STILL [b]HIGHLY[/b] FIT. FOR DUTY. FIT FOR DUTY. PLEASE CLASSIFY THIS[/i] [u][b]BYE[/b][/u].[/color][/i] [/hider] I'm sure someone will manage to get a hold of Lauren tomorrow