"Did you ever hear the tragedy of DepressedSoviet  the Wise?" 

"No."

"I thought not, its not a story the Americans would tell you. It's a Soviet legend. DepressedSoviet  was a Dark Lord of the Soviets so powerful and so wise, he could use Communism to influence the proletariat to create...life. He had such a knowledge of Communism, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying."

"He could actually...save people from death?"

"The Communism of the proletariat is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural."

"W-What happened to him?"

"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself."

"Is it possible to learn this power?"

"Not from an American..."