[@ClocktowerEchos]

Eh, we'll go with faulty card. We could say that you [i]tried[/i] to get a card but it turns out to have been a scam. So now you have a card with faulty stats that you can't even use to alter your skills. You'll find out later of course when it seems most suitable/entertaining for me.

You shouldn't have negative stats anyways, so anyone who actually has a real card (like Xiang) could ID it's faultiness right off the bat.