[quote=@Fisticuffs]
Eventua's gone? I think all the people who [i]were[/i] making females are desperately trying to get away from having their characters in Duncan's harem. Futile, of course, since his harem contains all characters, past, present, future, and hypothetical. 
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Plot twist:

Darius is the true Harem Master.

The only reason he will end up near Duncan is because everyone else will end up near Duncan, but Darius won't be quite sure what to say to win them over. Little will he know, he will have already won everyone over, and they will only be near Duncan as an excuse to be near Darius.