[quote=@Juno]
but there could definitely be a side-plot around here somewhere, assuming the characters aren't all busy finding their One True Heterosexual Love and making out in broom closets.[/quote]

There's more to this thread than broom closets. Darius, for example, is going to be brooding in corners, reading in corners, observing people from corners, and making awkward conversation whenever someone tries to approach him in his corner. Occasionally slipping off to other places like the garden, the library, a basement, or MAYBE a broom closet for a change of scenery. All that, and geeking out with Arthur.

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I'm actually joking. He will occasionally approach some people - other loners like him, or people who he has already met. He just won't have an amazing introductory line.