[quote=@Smash]
On an unrelated note, please if you find a jump drive with your bosses name on it, Don't open it on your work computer and run "September Layoffs.pdf.exe"

Please? I'm going to be putting in a 14 hour day today.

E: I must be getting tired, this isn't the right place for this message, but I'm going to leave it.
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OOH UNRELATED NOTES FROM WORK! I wanna play.

So I started at my job about a year ago. My boss, at the time of my hiring, was fired roughly a week after I showed up for defrauding the government. Today I learned that over this last weekend he got scooped up by the cops for.... well think Pizzagate, it was kinda like pizzagate I guess. The moral is if you get super-weird vibes from someone, maybe trust your gut. Also watch out for your kids. Also kids, watch out for yourselves. Evil is real.