The way even the KH1 fan is shitting on Alice in Wonderland makes me think that I might actually begin having fun with this game if I manage to slog through the shitshow that is the Alice in Wonderland level.

No, seriously, if I have three seconds of fun playing this fucking game tomorrow, I'll only have had three seconds out of my entire life having fun with it. It's that much of a chore to me. But it feels like a fundamentally wrong thing that I don't like Kingdom Hearts. I should like Kingdom Hearts. On paper it's my dream game. *Frustration*