As soon as the little green man appeared in front of the trio, Jessica began to question her surroundings. While she would usually chalk this up to drug-induced hallucinations, the unchanged appearances of her teammates proved that her mind was unaltered. Hollow and dysfunctional, but unaltered.

As she arranged the drawings in her head to form a sentence, the goblin spoke beneath a small dark cloak, its voice raspy and gleeful. ”Give me all your belongings or you die!”

It was hard for Jessica to hate something. It was an emotion mostly reserved to things that would greatly confuse her. But thievery was one of the worst things in her mind second to none, even though a lot of things were. She didn't really understand lists. Stopping a mugger was what caused her to die young, and she wasn't the type of person to learn through experiences so quickly. 

"Hey birdbrain! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!"

Of course, they were giants compared to the green figure, but the brawler didn't really understand figurative language outside of phrases in action movies. She looked to her left, and thought about how important sword guy's sword was to him. She looked to her right, and thought about how Haruka probably had some naruto stars in a fanny pack somewhere, and how valuable those were to her. She looked to her left again, at what was most likely several more goblins near the bridge preparing to assault them. [i]Nah, that's dumb. It's just him.[/i]

Jessica began to charge at the black figure, her right fist's usual strength being prepped by a special magic that the girl wasn't yet aware of. She let out a simple warcry of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"