[quote=@Ebil Bunny] How likely is it that the free tea has laxatives in it? [/quote] If the poltergeists make it? None. (keep in mind the poltegeists don't really listen to Viola. They just follow her around like lost puppies - the same they'd do with Melody if they liked her.) If viola makes it? Probably still none. Viola is surprisingly hospitable to her guests. 'Tis only proper manners after all~ She'll still mess with her a little bit, but that's just Viola being Viola.