anyway....time for a DOUBLE WHAMMY FOR THE DAY. PART 2 of PART 5!

[i] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1a0QXvaOc0]Que epic panic/battle/argue music![/url]

The khajiit known as Qara'Sion hesitantly answered his cellphone. Dreading the answer he was going to receive as he raised the cellphone to his ear. "H-hello?-" "I HAVE NOT FORSAKEN MY FUCKING WOMANHOOD." A voice boomed: Obviously Thyra's. "H-hello to you to Thyra-" SHUT UP SION WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SHIT ON THE TV!?" Sion flinched from her response as he held the cell phone away from him. "I...I don't bloody know! Did you see the poses we were-" FORGET THE FUCKING POSES, THE ANNOUNCER INSULTED US. ME." The nord boomed. Sheesh, she could be an orc with a booming rage like that.... "I dunno, it was pretty accurate when it came to mangy "Courage" right here..." Cub taunted, giggling to himself. Sion started to yell right back at Cub, as usual. "Well I suppose you're right considering it had you dead on fatty!" "I-I'm not fat! This is all big bones and muscles!" The orc tried to defend himself. "I got two words for you and your "big bones" Cub!"

Sion leaned his mouth to his cell-phone, glaring at it as if it were Cub. "JENNY. CRAIG." He practically spat on his cell. "Could you two NOT start this crap now!? We've got a bigger problem here! This bastard thinks I'm practically a guy! And I'm not!" Thyra shouted. Everyone remained silent in response. "I said I'm NOT A GUY! RIGHT!?" "N-no Thyra! You're just a bit... scary is all..." A plead came from Sion. "H-...hey guys?" Elayna shyly spoke out, staying quiet the entire time. A sigh escaped Thyra's mouth before she shouted again. "Yes!?" "I...I don't get high that much...do I?" Elayna asked. Everyone remained silent on the phone. "I said I don't get high that much do I!?" Elayna shouted this time. "W-well..." Cub's tone lowered to try to appear more gentle and rational. However, Sion interrupted him. "Sweetie, you get so done that if we were to stick a fork in you, it would come out clean." "I don't do it that much!-" Elayna shouted back towards the khajiit. A deep inhale and exhale was soon followed right after her shout, with a bit of a cough. "...You're with mary-jane aren't you?" Thyra irritably asked. "N-no!" "Gods Elayna...." "W-well, at least no one is mistaking me for a boy! I'd rather be on cloud 9 then deal with that!" "Don't change the subject- what did you just say...?" Cub stuttered a bit before speaking again to answer for Elayna. "Well, she said "At least no one is mistak-"

Then Sion cut off Cub. "You really do have an IQ of a pet rock don't you?" And Cub retaliated. "I'm sorry? I couldn't hear you over the fleas scratching at your mane...." "I DON'T HAVE FLEAS! I always take care of and protect my mane thank you very much!" "Oh Gods this is so embarrassing...." Elayna jumped into Cub and Sion beginning of a spat. "Listen, does anyone think anyone else saw the show...?" Thyra asked. Everyone remained silent again "...Who's still up at this time?" The nord asked another question once again. "...Francis is working his night shift to get the week off-" "Call him." Thyra cut Cub off from his sentence. Sion, Thyra, and Elayna heard the buttons of Cub's phone being pressed when everyone heard the cellphone ringing at once. Then there was eventually an answer to the phone.

And Francis practically was in hysteria. "What in Gods name was that!?" He shouted into the phone as he stood at the counter of a store, laughing. "It's not funny! Do you know what the hell this is about!?" Thyra cursed again. "Not a clue, but damn that was hysterical!" "That could've been you on our tv screens instead of us!" Elayna shouted along with Thyra. "Glad it wasn't...oh man that was great..." "Do you know if anyone else saw it?" Francis kept on laughing, which made Thyra growl. "Hey! Answer the damn question!" "I-I'am sorry! I didn't....didn't mean to upset the snowbeast!" And Francis kept on laughing. "I, am not some damn snowbeast!" Thyra shouted again. Eventually he stopped enough to answer the question. "Not yet, haven't heard from anybody. Why don't you ask them tomorrow? Night!" He cheered as he kept on laughing, hanging up his cell phone.

There was a massive group sigh amongst the current group on the phone. Sion was the first to speak. "...I'm tired. I want to go to bed and forget this ever happened..." 

"Yeah..."
"Agreed...."
"...I have not forsaken my womanhood..."

Was said in unison. Everyone said their goodnights, and went to sleep. Tomorrow was the first day of the camping trip....

And Sion was going to rue the day he saw his friends. As was Elayna, Cub, and Thyra. Yay...." [/i]