[@EldarionI] [@Flightless_Soul]

[color=cyan][i]Saga, I’m beginning to think that words aren’t exactly your strong suit. Why don’t you just kill them? It’ll be easy enough, and I’m sure that woman’s got a bounty on her somewhere. No honor among the wicked, remember?[/i][/color]

[color=orange][i]Seele, there is a big difference between the lack of honor and mindless slaughter. Also, tell me how I’m to fight the entire city guard once they discover I’ve killed an entire tavern?[/i][/color] 

[color=cyan][i]Good point.[/i][/color] 

[color=orange][i]I swear, even the dwarf’s got better sense than you! If I ever find the man that put you in my skull, he’s going to have a very painful death.[/i][/color]

[color=cyan][i]Oh, thanks, love.[/i][/color]

Saga let his attention completely fall away from the woman, now turning to face the dwarf. He put his sword down, resting it against the overturned table. At this point, he was fairly confident that there was going to be no fight.

[color=orange]“You’ve got some balls to threaten me, dwarf. Then again, that goes for your whole kin, stupid as ever. You want to rip off my armor? I’d like to see you try.”[/color] He directed that last line to everyone else in the tavern, ensuring that they didn't get any ideas.

Saga put on his helmet, ensuring that no axe or knife would pierce his skull that day.

[color=orange]“That woman’s a viper. As soon as your door closes, she’ll gut you with that knife of hers. I know you won’t listen to me, but one warrior to another, just keep your wits about you, if you’ve still got any left, that is.”[/color]

He turned towards the seductress, his eyes hidden by the helmet, but still glaring nonetheless. She had the dwarf in her web, and it looked as if he wasn't going to get out. Still, he had some things to say.

[color=orange]“Now, I can save this dwarf right now by cutting you down where you stand. You cannot fathom the strength it takes for me to stay my blade. It would ensure his safety, but being the dwarf he is, he’ll just come swinging at me with those axes. Now, on the other hand, I can leave you to your victim, go back to drowning myself in ale, and I’ll be safe, albeit with a bit of a guilty conscience. But the ale takes care of that anyway.”[/color]

Saga chuckled to himself, feeling the alcohol burn its way down his veins. 

[color=orange]“You know, woman, I’m really feeling the second option. I’m getting quite drunk, actually. I’ll just excuse myself.”[/color]

Saga bent down in a mocking curtsy, and started for the door.

[color=cyan][i]Wait, Saga! What are you doing?[/i][/color]

[color=orange][i]A woman like her is used to getting what she wants. She won’t appreciate it much when her target walks away from her. Also, I’m fucking tired.[/i][/color]