Welcome to the guild, mate!

I do [i]so[/i] hope that you enjoy your stay here, we've got so [i]very many[/i] padded rooms! They're [i]so comfy[/i] cause you can sleep [i]anywhere[/i] you like! All your new neighbors and future friends are pretty cool people too, but... sometimes you'll find a [i]bad egg[/i] - though that's why we have those strong people with badges and sticks to [i]take the bad people away[/i]. And if you stay for long enough, I hear they give you this cool jacket with long sleeves! I do [i]so[/i] hope you enjoy your stay!

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Hopefully you enjoyed that. I wanted to make a bunch of chess puns, but I couldn't come up with enough so I just went with an insane asylum. Anyways, uh... yeah, seeya around!