I really should write an analogue to the Left Behind novels where all these hilarious right wing fever dreams come to pass. She wandered through the bombed out streets of Qubec where the lynch mobs hunted for all those who had refused to bow to sharia law. If only the decrepit socialists had heeded the cries of The Great Matyr. With reverent fingers she touched the forbidden scrap of orange cloth concealed deep in her robes and bitterly repented having ever been foolish enough to believe the poisonous lies of academics and university lectures....
It writes itself! Of course given the prospective readership I'd be banking pretty heavily on a pilgrims progress effect.
edit: ya know, before I deleted everything I wrote and posted a funny video, this was ALMOST a relevant response. Well, now it's a funny video.