Appearance: A withered old man with sunken cheeks and absolutely white hair that covers his head and creates mutton chops. He wears a think pair of glasses with black frames that are in rectangles over his eyes. He stands at about 5"4. His normal attire is composed of a pair of tan slacks with a belt, and a blue dress shirt. 
Name: Jonathan Cromwell 
Age: 65
Gender: Male
Orientation: Heterosexual
Relationship Status: Married 
Occupation: Retired
Favorite Book: The Ingenious Gentleman Don Quixote of La Mancha by Miguel de Cervantes 
Personality: 
On the outside it may seem as though that Jonathan is a grumpy old man that hates everything equally. But if you took a closer look, you'd realize that Jonathan really IS a grumpy old man who hates everything equally. Always on the brink of contempt, he constantly mocks and belittles anyone he feels deserves it. The only thing he hates more than cowards who won't defend themselves is bystanders who don't intervene in conflicts. He believes that in today's society that people are encouraged to become nothing more than cowards or bystanders. If he has to be the one to force them to grow a spine, then so be it. He acknowledges that he's only doing a kind thing in a round about way, but he feels justified for doing it. 

Brief Bio
Jonathan grew up in a typical loving middle class suburban household of the 50's. After High School he enlisted and dreamed of defending freedom from the forces of the obviously evil communist. The first life changing event for him was when he was drafted and deployed in the tail-end of the Vietnam War. There he witnessed what horrors humans could really see, feel, and do. When the US pulled out its troops he was declared unfit for further service in the military and discharged with what would later be diagnosed as PTSD. Life for him was hard until he met his future wife who would always be by his side during those years. He later got a career in manufacturing and retired in his early 60's along with his wife. 

Other: Continues to battle with the lingering effects of PTSD after all these decades such as feeling numb to other people and sudden emotional arousal.